iorderedthaifood: - 50 seconds of Amy Poehler...
I’m not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the...– John Green, Paper Towns (via mybestfriends-foundinabook)
angelaprongs: Jennifer Lawrence should play Hazel in The Fault In Our Stars movie. She should play everyone in everything.
Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for...– John Green Out of Context (via johngreenoutofcontext) / Abundance of Katherines :l (via epicjohngreenquotes)
Being in a relationship, that’s something you choose. Being friends, that’s just...– From Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan (via ominous-roses)
"I wasn’t raised with money, so when something...
hahahayleyb: -Jess New Girl
Nadia: Jew in the couch. (happy clap) Jew in the couch. (giggles)
Cece: Nadia! American manners.
Nadia: Ah sorry. Jew - Jew person in couch.
Schmidt: She's not wrong.
Schmidt: I'll be like your guide.
Jess: Like Gandalf... through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably not like... okay... first off, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep dark cave where no one's going to find them.
Jess: Except Sméagol...